Adventures of Seymore Butts

You see, it's like this – I've always had an obsession with butts! Maybe it's because my name is Seymore Butts, and I come fro ma long line of Butts. Or maybe it's because there's nothing better than a butt. Or, maybe it's because it's more fun to watch a pretty girl walking away from me because then they can't see me drooling. Yeah, I drool, and my dick gets hard, and I play with myself. And now, I'm going to give you the chance to drool and to get hard, and to play with yourself – because I found a video camera and I'm going to take you on an adventure in BUTTLAND!